Welcome to the secret bovine.com webserver. This server is not yet ready for use by the general public, so don't go spreading the word or we'll have to call up some hard pipe-hitting Herefords to go to work on you with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. You got that, web-browser-boy? We'll go mideval on your ass! In the meantime, check out some of my favorite links:

• Sean's Homepage For His Homeys
• Polyester.net's pimp pages
• The real bovine.com

This page was brought to you by the letters LSD and the number 69, with help from Allen Wintermute. Please email your comments to wmute@bovine.com, or send cash, check, or money order to the following snailmail address:

CattleTech & Associates
P.O. Box 4827
San Jose, California
          95150-4827

Thanks also to Sean Lynch for use of the webserver.