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                    For your downloading pleasure:

 pub/wm/wmute/ascii:
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   These are various textfiles and some assorted ASCII Art.  Some of the 
   textfiles are short-stories by Yours Truly.  Feel free to spread any 
   of this stuff around but PLEASE give me credit for the stuff I wrote.

 pub/wm/wmute/binary:
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   Here is where I store binary files I think others might want.  You
   should be able to find a GIF or Jpeg of myself and my friends, as
   well as copies of PGP2.3 for several different systems.

 pub/wm/wmute/incoming:
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   You can put files here that you'd like me to look at.  You cannot
   download any of the files people put here.  I'd like to screen them
   before making them available to the general public.